My Life As A Dumb Horror Movie Take Whatever

Yeah so i am an ancient/decrepit left-hand-path cave witch who upon feeling her end is growing near, holes up in her cave away from men to decrease activity and die. The world is quiet from plague besiegement. She thought it would be a safe time to pass beyond blessed be! Instead, after weeks of relatively calm preparation, capping the end of two solid years of void-meditation in a pocket hell-dimension, when she should have been at peace going into the next life, bumbling workmen in thrall to eviler men with pettier motives enter her crypt which conveniently is in a former art-deco movie theater deathtrap, disturbing her death-rites and forcing her to flee into a global pandemic over and over again, and thereby, you know, so totally not-on-purpose BREAKING THE SEAL OVER A MAJOR GATE TO HELL YOU DUMB FUCKS and incidentally/collaterally enraging your local darkside witch which even when they are weak and seem like they might not be doing much, end up causing problems anyway, even after their death? So yeah, i will die as i have lived, in a dumb horror movie. I would have it no other way i suppose. love to you all. sorry not sorry for failing to prevent the accidental? re-opening of a portal to hell like it is a mid-range regional chain restaurant i really tried to do my absolute best mostly! your world is beautiful and good!! i loved being here even when it sucked super bad!!! LOVE!!! <3